Sunday, January 4, 2009

Meet Dr. L-Ro

Oh, here I am posting anew. Yes, it's me--Dr. L-Ro, a close personal friend, a very very dear friend of aproperkitty. A very good kitty indeed. We have been discussing Lisa Whelchel (aka Blair Warner on "The Facts of Life") in our private emails. She has been a born-again Christian since the age of ten and would most assuredly not approve of this blog. The kitty is currently trying to find links to her one and only album, which was entitled, "All Because of You." I think. Or "For the Love of Jesus," or "For the Love of Mike," or "For Christ's SAKE." Something like that. It actually won a Grammy.

At any rate, we may both be eternally damned once we get this going. Well, I don't believe in Hell, so I'm not too worried. However, we may be slapped with Bibles. Or with libel. Neither is such a great option. I am not feeling particularly clever right now, but I'm having fun. Drinking a beer, enjoying my last day of vacation, wondering why anyone would want to label a post "scooters", composing incomplete sentences. The kitty has requested that I try posting and get used to this format. So that is my main purpose right now and I hope you are all enjoying this. I love you all. I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for all of you wonderful people. I really mean that.

I recently found a link to a collection of teen mags from the '70's. Bobby Sherman, Donny Osmond, Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett. Mr. Garrett had one Top 10 hit and only appeared in a handful of TV shows, but if you took the teen mags' word for it, he was a Superstar. Many of those teen idols did nothing but be....well....teen idols. Peter Barton is a perfect example. Remember him? Neither do I, but he was in every single issue in the late 70's. Did the Williams Brothers--those two twin blond early-70's glossy pin-ups--actually do anything? Okay, okay, they were the sons of Andy Williams but, as far as I know, that is the sum of their accomplishments.

16 Magazine
and Tiger Beat printed articles on any cute face-of-the-moment in a way to create The Newest Thing. Anyone at all was fair game. I saw one mag that had The Village People on the cover and another that actually had a 8 X 11 glossy of Alice Cooper. What a gorgeous teen hunk, our Alice. Welcome to my nightmare. Does anyone besides me think that The Bay City Rollers were extremely unattractive? What the hell kind of male teen-dream wears tartan culottes? These are very important questions we should be asking ourselves today in this economic down-turn. I hope to God that you are all taking this very seriously. So does Lisa.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

OUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION



Can you imagine all the music we've missed by Karen's absence....

JAN TERRI LOSING YOU



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M

BEWARE, THIS SONG AND VIDEO WILL BREAK YOUR HEART.

Cybill Shepherd does it to Kanye West






http://www.zshare.net/audio/535832283afd6896/


First Cybill did it to Cole Porter, now she tries to do it to Kanye West. Let's Do It. Who should she do next?