Oh, here I am posting anew. Yes, it's me--Dr. L-Ro, a close personal friend, a very very dear friend of aproperkitty. A very good kitty indeed. We have been discussing Lisa Whelchel (aka Blair Warner on "The Facts of Life") in our private emails. She has been a born-again Christian since the age of ten and would most assuredly not approve of this blog. The kitty is currently trying to find links to her one and only album, which was entitled, "All Because of You." I think. Or "For the Love of Jesus," or "For the Love of Mike," or "For Christ's SAKE." Something like that. It actually won a Grammy.
At any rate, we may both be eternally damned once we get this going. Well, I don't believe in Hell, so I'm not too worried. However, we may be slapped with Bibles. Or with libel. Neither is such a great option. I am not feeling particularly clever right now, but I'm having fun. Drinking a beer, enjoying my last day of vacation, wondering why anyone would want to label a post "scooters", composing incomplete sentences. The kitty has requested that I try posting and get used to this format. So that is my main purpose right now and I hope you are all enjoying this. I love you all. I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for all of you wonderful people. I really mean that.
I recently found a link to a collection of teen mags from the '70's. Bobby Sherman, Donny Osmond, Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett. Mr. Garrett had one Top 10 hit and only appeared in a handful of TV shows, but if you took the teen mags' word for it, he was a Superstar. Many of those teen idols did nothing but be....well....teen idols. Peter Barton is a perfect example. Remember him? Neither do I, but he was in every single issue in the late 70's. Did the Williams Brothers--those two twin blond early-70's glossy pin-ups--actually do anything? Okay, okay, they were the sons of Andy Williams but, as far as I know, that is the sum of their accomplishments.
16 Magazine and Tiger Beat printed articles on any cute face-of-the-moment in a way to create The Newest Thing. Anyone at all was fair game. I saw one mag that had The Village People on the cover and another that actually had a 8 X 11 glossy of Alice Cooper. What a gorgeous teen hunk, our Alice. Welcome to my nightmare. Does anyone besides me think that The Bay City Rollers were extremely unattractive? What the hell kind of male teen-dream wears tartan culottes? These are very important questions we should be asking ourselves today in this economic down-turn. I hope to God that you are all taking this very seriously. So does Lisa.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Cybill Shepherd does it to Kanye West
http://www.zshare.net/audio/535832283afd6896/
First Cybill did it to Cole Porter, now she tries to do it to Kanye West. Let's Do It. Who should she do next?
Sunday, September 21, 2008
aproperkitty.blogspot.com
retarded gay christians thinking they're cool. The Way as seen on Talk Soup.
Friday, August 22, 2008
NOW THIS IS A PICTURE OF GRAYSON HALL, WHO PLAYED DR JULIA HOFFMAN ON THE TV SERIES DARK SHADOWS. NOW I THINK THAT VERONICA CARTWRIGHT SHOULD BE OFFERED TO PLAY THIS ROLE IN THE NEW JOHNNY DEPP PRODUCTION OF DARK SHADOWS. UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE? I THINK YES!!!!! I'LL ASK TROG HIS OPINION........
VERONICA CARTWRIGHT IN SCARY MOVIE 2
Mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Ooh, ooh
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass
I came here with my d*** in my hand
Don't make me leave here with my foot in yo' ass, be cool
And don't worry about how I'm rippin' this s***
When I'm flippin' what I'm diggin', n****, this just what I do
I'm effervescent and I'm off that crescent
Nastier than a full grown German Shepherd
Motherf***er keep steppin'
They don't f*** with me and they don't
Y'all b****es can't catch me and you won't
Pay your fare, fix your hair, throw that p****
A Prada for my ???, some dollars for my ???
You think I'm trippin', b****, I ain't trippin'
I'm buyin' if you got nice curves for your iceberg
Bring it here, I'm not gon' like it, do somethin' to ya
Hope this indecent proposal make you do somethin' with me
F*** a dollar, girl, pick up 50
And f*** a coward, you need a real n****
Off top, n**** 'bout to turn the s***
Bend over h**, show me what you workin' with
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Attention all y'all players and pimps
Right now in the place to be (Shake ya ass)
I thought I told y'all n****s before
Y'all n****s can't f*** with me (But watch yourself)
Now this ain't for no small booties
No sir 'cause that won't pass (Show me what you're workin' with)
But if you feel you got the biggest one
Then move, come shake ya ass
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
I like 'em on fire like higher
Chocolate and bowlegged, and I'm runnin' up behind her
Go 'head, get down, pop it like the cockeyed
For real though, girl, don't lie, I know that you wanna go back to my house
That's damn right ??? dress right there
You spicy Cajun, we're gon' ???
You better suck the head on them there crawfish
You gotta bend all the way over to dance off this
You handle your business, but I know you do it way better
You're dead wrong
So if you totin' by and n****s make noise when you pass by
Get your fine ass on the floor, girl, it's your f***in' song
Do your thang, don't be scared
'Cause you gon' get served, get mine and you gon' get yours
Papa think your ass lovely
Raise it like sugar, g-string hussy and hussy
Attention all y'all players and pimps
Right now in the place to be (Shake ya ass)
I thought I told y'all n****s before
Y'all n****s can't f*** with me (But watch yourself)
Now this ain't for no small booties
No sir 'cause that won't pass (Show me what you're workin' with)
But if you feel you got the biggest one
Then move, come shake ya ass
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
I know you're cryin', heifer, I don't need all that
I got a job for you, the braided up pimp is back
Break them handcuffs, f*** a n****, move somethin'
They ask you what you're doin' say, “Ooh, nuttin'�
And we been doin' it past 2 somethin'
I'm beatin' that p**** up, now smooth f***in'
You could bet ya bottom that p**** fire, you gon' holler while you tire
So don't be actin' like you don't be backin' that stuff up
Girl in the club 'cause that's what you got ass for
Wobble wobble, I'm infatuated
B**** ride a d*** like she makin' the bend
And I see that we gon' have to go to a quiet corner for just us two
Don't worry about who lookin', just keep doin' what you do
'Cause a n**** like me gon' get to workin' 'fore I know the girl
B****, what's happenin', let 'em see, show the world
Attention all y'all players and pimps
Right now in the place to be (Shake ya ass)
I thought I told y'all n****s before
Y'all n****s can't f*** with me (But watch yourself)
Now this ain't for no small booties
No sir 'cause that won't pass (Show me what you're workin' with)
But if you feel you got the biggest one
Then move, come shake ya ass
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Shake ya ass, but watch ya self
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
Ooh, ooh
Lord
THIS IS PART OF ACONVERSATION BETWEEN MYSELF AND DR L-RO, THE WEALTHY AND FAMOUS DR WITHOUT A HEADLINE, AND SPORTING ONE MEAN CHEROKEE ARM I MIGHT ADD.
DR L-RO, YOU'VE GOT TO FIND A COPY OF THE TV MOVIE ABOUT THE OSMOND'S.
IT IS A TV MOVIE, AND IT HAS ITS MOMENTS OF CHEEEEEEESE, BUT AS FAR A TV MOVIES GO, IT'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD. AND IT'S FULL OF MUSIC, AND A SPECIAL SURPRISE AT THE END. DO YOU STILL HAVE NETFLIX? I THINK IT'S CALLED, INSIDE THE OSMONDS. VERONICA CARTWRIGHT PLAYS MOTHER OLIVE OSMOND. ISN'T THAT A PRECIOUS NAME? THE PARENTS WERE VERY DRIVEN WITH THE KIDS, OBVIOUSLY, BUT THEY WERE SO DAMNED SUPPORTIVE AND ALWAYS MAINTAINED AND PUT FAMILY FIRST. AND THEY WERE ALWAYS SO OPTIMISTIC, EXCEPT FOR MERRILL. LOL HE WAS UPSET WHEN DONNY WAS ASKED TO TAKE THE LEAD ON "LAZY RIVER" WHEN DONNY BECAME MORE FAMOUS WITH THE TIGER BEAT CROWD. I GUESS THAT IS WHY MERRILL HAD HIS HEART ATTACK. DID YOU SEE THE OSMOND REUNION ON OPRAH A FEW MONTHS BACK? I MISSED IT. APPARENTLY THE ENTIRE OPRAH AUDIENCE WAS OSMOND RELATED. CRAZY CRAZY. WONDER IF IT'S ON YOUTUBE? DOUBT OPRAH ALLOWS ANY OF HER SHOWS ON YOUTUBE. SHE PROBABLY OWNS YOUTUBE SOMEHOW. I HEARD KATHY GRIFFIN SAY THE OTHER DAY HOW FUNNY/CRAZY IT IS THAT OPRAH ALMOST SINGLE HANDEDLY CHOSE OUR NEXT PREZ. IN A WAY, SHE DID. HER ENDORSEMENT IS WHAT WON OVER ALOT OF VOTERS THAT WOULD NOT HAVE GONE WITH OBAMA, I BET, HAD SHE AND GAYLE NOT DONE SO. KATHY ALSO SAID, THERE IS
1) GOD THE FATHER,
2)SON,
3) THE HOLY SPIRIT,
AND
4)OPRAH
SHE AND GAYLE HAVE TO HAVE A THING GOING ON,
DON'T YOU THINK?
GOD I'M RAMBLING ON TODAY...........WELL YOU TEND TO BRING THIS OUT IN ME........SHOULD I COPY IT TO THE BLOG?..........WHY NOT.
TRIVIA QUESTION.......WHO IS VERONICA CARTWRIGHT???......
HINT, SHE APPEARED AS A CHILD IN WHAT FAMOUS ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE?
IT IS A TV MOVIE, AND IT HAS ITS MOMENTS OF CHEEEEEEESE, BUT AS FAR A TV MOVIES GO, IT'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD. AND IT'S FULL OF MUSIC, AND A SPECIAL SURPRISE AT THE END. DO YOU STILL HAVE NETFLIX? I THINK IT'S CALLED, INSIDE THE OSMONDS. VERONICA CARTWRIGHT PLAYS MOTHER OLIVE OSMOND. ISN'T THAT A PRECIOUS NAME? THE PARENTS WERE VERY DRIVEN WITH THE KIDS, OBVIOUSLY, BUT THEY WERE SO DAMNED SUPPORTIVE AND ALWAYS MAINTAINED AND PUT FAMILY FIRST. AND THEY WERE ALWAYS SO OPTIMISTIC, EXCEPT FOR MERRILL. LOL HE WAS UPSET WHEN DONNY WAS ASKED TO TAKE THE LEAD ON "LAZY RIVER" WHEN DONNY BECAME MORE FAMOUS WITH THE TIGER BEAT CROWD. I GUESS THAT IS WHY MERRILL HAD HIS HEART ATTACK. DID YOU SEE THE OSMOND REUNION ON OPRAH A FEW MONTHS BACK? I MISSED IT. APPARENTLY THE ENTIRE OPRAH AUDIENCE WAS OSMOND RELATED. CRAZY CRAZY. WONDER IF IT'S ON YOUTUBE? DOUBT OPRAH ALLOWS ANY OF HER SHOWS ON YOUTUBE. SHE PROBABLY OWNS YOUTUBE SOMEHOW. I HEARD KATHY GRIFFIN SAY THE OTHER DAY HOW FUNNY/CRAZY IT IS THAT OPRAH ALMOST SINGLE HANDEDLY CHOSE OUR NEXT PREZ. IN A WAY, SHE DID. HER ENDORSEMENT IS WHAT WON OVER ALOT OF VOTERS THAT WOULD NOT HAVE GONE WITH OBAMA, I BET, HAD SHE AND GAYLE NOT DONE SO. KATHY ALSO SAID, THERE IS
1) GOD THE FATHER,
2)SON,
3) THE HOLY SPIRIT,
AND
4)OPRAH
SHE AND GAYLE HAVE TO HAVE A THING GOING ON,
DON'T YOU THINK?
GOD I'M RAMBLING ON TODAY...........WELL YOU TEND TO BRING THIS OUT IN ME........SHOULD I COPY IT TO THE BLOG?..........WHY NOT.
TRIVIA QUESTION.......WHO IS VERONICA CARTWRIGHT???......
HINT, SHE APPEARED AS A CHILD IN WHAT FAMOUS ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE?
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